i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i drank out of a bidet.
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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