3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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