you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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