You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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