So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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