They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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