her facebook's as public as her vagina
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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