also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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