Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
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I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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