she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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