I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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