If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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