If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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