sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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