He kissed a someone with a penis
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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