He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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