So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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birth control should be required to get into college
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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