There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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