3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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