That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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