He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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