His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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