: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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