You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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