I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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