Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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