Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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