im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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