she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Randomize