If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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