This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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