whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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