READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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