Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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