billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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