He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
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If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
operation harelip BJ is a go
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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