Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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