Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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