Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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