The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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