Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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