I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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