chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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