I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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