dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
stop calling my apartment porn island.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
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