can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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