never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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