Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Randomize
