garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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