It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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