My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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