Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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